15 November, 2004

Have you ever wondered.........?

Scene I X chatting with his unknown friend since three hours.... Both of them never gets tired. Finding a good friend, moreover a girl by X has been quite an experience. They belong to same age group, share similar interests and above all X is sensing some kind of attraction towards her. After recent breakup with his girlfriend Renu after a cosy two year long relationship, things have started to look pretty positive for X. He has been chatting with Neha since three months, spending on an average twenty hours per week. By now they are quite accustomed to their habits and lives. Except for the fact that Neha says “Carry on" whenever X asks some personal questions to her. But he doesnt care about that, thinking maybe she is not comfortable with the questions. Another thing which makes Neha stand out of the rest is her memory. She even remembers their first chat with all the details and all the movies he has seen with starcast & dates he has been to(X is a movie buff & never misses out any movie in the town). She asks a lot of question about him & he answers them all. After all she is a patient and caring person who takes the pain of chatting with him so long (Longest being six hours at a stretch on a working day!). Moreover she cheers him up whenever he is down by telling him some good jokes or anecdotes. What more can he expect? After four hours he logs off. He then decides to tell Neha about his intentions. Yeah he is going to propose to her. Even though that means going to Bangalore where she stays (X stays in Delhi) to meet her. After a brainstorming session with himself he decides next time they meet on the messenger, his first sentence will be "I Love You. Do you love me?" Scene II At a coffee house in Oslo the next day, Brian: How did LIZA do today? Kevin: Pretty well. Achieved 95 % accuracy in remembering past events. She again had some problem with questions related to her school days. But she faired well. Brian: How? Kevin: Instead of the usual "Carry on", I made it to ask the same questions back. Brian: Isnt that kinda absurd? Kevin: Maybe. But if the other side is comfortable, he/she continues answering it. Else they think LIZA's is not comfortable. In both ways it helps. Brian: How? Does it not make the other side suspicious? Kevin: Nah, like today some guy asked LIZA about her "first blowjob". She didnt expect that kinda question. So she repeated the question. As a guy was there on the other side, he thought LIZA was uncomfortable and went on to describe his own first date. Brian: Well that was one thing I never thought about. Brilliant Kevin! Kevin: Thank you. Hey something interesting happened today....Some guy from India proposed to her today.... Brian: What? What did LIZA do? Kevin: She repeated the sentence as she was not aware what to do. Brian: Sounds interesting. What next? Kevin: The guy was saying something that he will go to Bangalore and meet her. Then the server link broke down. System got shutdown prematurely. Brian: How? Is LIZA fine? Kevin: Yeah yeah dont worry. She is rebooting and rearchiving her database. I believe we will get the Loebner Prize this time. Scene 3 U can be Mr. X.

2 comments:

Necromancer said...

well...i am not that X...find some other person..he hehe

Nando said...

neither am i mr.x ... hari om tatshap....